🧛♂️ April 15 – That Sucks Day: A Whole Holiday Dedicated to... Well, Everything Going Terribly 💨😩
Let’s just say it: April 15th kinda sucks. Historically, it’s been the day of tax deadlines, Abraham Lincoln’s death, and Titanic's final descent into the deep, icy blue. Yikes. So someone (probably while scream-crying over paperwork and a broken printer) decided we needed a holiday that just leans into the chaos. And thus, That Sucks Day was born.
No official founder has stepped up to claim this hot mess of a holiday, but we can safely assume it was created by someone who was one paper jam away from a full-blown meltdown.
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😫 But Why Though?
💸 Taxes due (in the U.S.)—need we say more?
💔 Lincoln died this day in 1865.
🚢 The Titanic sank on April 15, 1912.
📉 It’s statistically a low-morale day in general. (Even science says: yeah, vibes are off.)
So instead of pretending it's all fine, That Sucks Day invites you to throw up your hands, embrace the suck, and laugh/cry your way through it. Cathartic, right?
10+ Hilariously Therapeutic Ways to Celebrate That Sucks Day 🎉😭
Host a Mini Pity Party
Invite your most dramatic friends, wear black, play sad violin music, and toast to life’s ridiculous inconveniences. Bonus points for ugly crying contests. 🥂😭Write a Petty Complaint Letter
Not to actually send (unless you're feeling spicy), but just for the soul-cleansing satisfaction. Use dramatic language. Curse the name of whoever invented shrink wrap. 📜🖋️Make a “Suck-it List”
Instead of a bucket list, jot down everything that’s annoying you right now. Burn it. Or fold it into origami passive-aggressiveness. 🔥📝Treat Yo'Self to Something Ridiculous
Buy a $6 latte with sparkles. Order sushi shaped like emojis. Do it because everything sucks and you deserve something extra. 💅🍣Create a ‘Sucky Playlist’
Think “All By Myself,” “Someone Like You,” and any slow-motion montage music. Play it loudly. Sing louder. 🎶🎤Binge Bad Movies on Purpose
The cheesier, the better. Think low-budget shark attacks, Nicolas Cage being dramatic, or Hallmark break-up montages. 🍿📺Invent New Curse Words
“Fluffernugget.” “Taxasaurus Rex.” “Shipwreck-sprinkled sadness.” Let the creativity flow—censorship optional. 🤬🎨Create a “Why Me?” Scrapbook
Collect receipts from minor disasters (parking tickets, spilled coffee photos, cringy texts) and memorialize them forever in a hilariously tragic scrapbook. 📸🧷Vent Into the Void (or TikTok)
Post a rant. Start a dramatic diary. Record a melodramatic voice memo titled “The Agony of April.” 🎙️🗯️Flip the Suck Around
Do one random act of kindness. Sometimes the best way to fight the suck is to out-nice it. Pay for someone’s coffee, compliment a stranger’s socks, or send a funny meme to your sad coworker. 💖😎Wear a Cape All Day
Because if life’s going to be dramatic, you might as well look fabulous and mildly unhinged doing it. 🦸♀️✨
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So yes, April 15 sucks, and now we can all acknowledge it together, with dramatic flair, bitter humor, and just a sprinkle of glitter.
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