15 Everyday Things That Shouldn’t Need Explaining (Yet, Here We Are) 🙃

1. Blinkers Are for Blinking 🚗
   No, they’re not decorative. No, they’re not optional. Yes, we all need to know if you're about to make a wild left turn into chaos.

2. “Reply All” Is a Power Tool, Not a Toy 📧
   Please don’t “Reply All” to a 97-person email chain just to say “Thanks!” Unless you're trying to summon chaos demons. Then by all means.

3. The Elevator Door Will Open. Don’t Press the Button 12 Times ⬆️⬇️
   It’s not a microwave. It doesn't go faster because you're mashing the button like you're fighting in Mortal Kombat.

4. “Do Not Microwave” Means…Don’t Microwave It ⚠️
   If the label says it, your Tupperware is probably about to become modern art (or a fire hazard).

5. Turn Your Headphones Down in Public 🎧
   Yes, you have impeccable taste in music. No, we don’t need to hear every bass drop in the Starbucks line.

6. Left Lane = Fast Lane (Mostly) 🛣️
   If you're sightseeing at 45 mph in the left lane, kindly exit to the right and let the caffeine-fueled commuters blast by.

7. Your Speakerphone Voice Isn’t “Inside” 📱
   Just because it’s on speaker doesn’t mean we all need to be in your dentist appointment recap.

8. You Can Re-Rack Your Weights at the Gym 🏋️
   They're not fossils, Jeff. You lifted them once. You can lift them again—onto the dang rack.

9. Wet Paint Signs Are Telling the Truth 🎨
   You do not need to touch the wall to confirm. This isn’t CSI: Home Depot.

10. Hand Dryers Are Not Substitutes for Pants Dryers 💨
    That aggressive hand dryer in the public restroom was not designed to blow-dry your entire lower half after a rainy walk. But go off, I guess.

11. Your Dog Can’t Read the “No Pets” Sign 🐶
    But you can. And unfortunately, no, “he’s just a baby” doesn’t make it legal.

12. “Not a Step” Means…Don’t Step There 🪜
    Standing on the top of the ladder like you’re auditioning for Cirque du Soleil? One gust of wind away from becoming a cautionary tale.

13. Push vs. Pull: Let the Sign Guide You 🚪
    That door didn’t betray you. You just didn’t listen. We’ve all been there. Just don’t glare at it like it failed you.

14. Keep the Ice Cream in the Freezer, Not the Fridge 🍦
    Yes, it says “cream” but no, it’s not just cold milk. What you’ve made is soup. Delicious, sad, dairy soup.

15. QR Code Menus Are Not Optional Puzzles 📱
    You don’t need to start a treasure hunt. Just open your camera, aim at the code, and pretend you're living in 2020 again.