🍩 10 Donut Rankings That Will Offend Someone 🍩

Because someone had to say it…and it might as well be us.

Warning: Feelings may be glazed, fried, or sprinkled. Proceed with caution (and coffee).

1. 🍩 Apple Fritter — Supreme Overlord of the Donut Kingdom
Not technically a "donut"? Neither is your opinion. It's lumpy, sticky, caramelized joy with apple chunks that whisper “I'm basically pie.” You can't beat it. Bow down.

2. 🍩 Glazed — The Beyoncé of Donuts
Simple? Yes. Boring? Never. Perfectly chewy, shiny like a disco ball, and ready to win any popularity contest without even trying.

3. 🍩 Chocolate Glazed — Glazed’s Cool Cousin Who Plays Electric Guitar
It’s the one that shows up to brunch wearing sunglasses and a mysterious past. Slightly extra. Definitely cooler than you.

4. 🍩 Maple Bar — Breakfast, But Make It Sugar
If a pancake and a log cabin had a delicious baby. Looks like a brick, tastes like a dream. Bonus points if bacon is involved.

5. 🍩 Jelly-Filled — The Donut That Might Betray You
Every bite’s a gamble. Raspberry? Cherry? Regret? Still, when it hits just right, it’s a sugary slap to the face in the best way.

6. 🍩 Boston Cream — The Custard Catfish
You think it’s just a chocolate-covered donut. Surprise! It squirts pastry cream like it’s auditioning for a culinary crime show. Messy, dramatic, delicious.

7. 🍩 Old-Fashioned — The Donut That Pays Its Taxes Early
Crinkly. Chunky. A little dry. This donut wears orthopedic shoes and still dunks like a legend. Respect your elders.

8. 🍩 Sprinkled — Childhood in Donut Form
Is it mostly frosting with a dash of chaos? Yes. Are we mad about it? Never. It’s a sugar tantrum, and we support that energy.

9. 🍩 Cruller — The Swirly Mystery No One Understands
Is it made of air and angel sighs? Possibly. Its texture is legally distinct from every other donut. Eating one is a commitment to magic.

10. 🍩 Powdered — The White T-Shirt Assassin
Will it betray you in public? Yes. Is it worth it? Also yes. A donut with a flair for drama and your dry-cleaning bill.

💔 Honorable Mention: The Donut Holes
They know they’re cute. They think being small means they can escape judgment. But we see you. And we will eat 12 of you before admitting it.

🔥 Least Favorite (Feel Free to Yell): Coconut-Topped Donut
Why does it taste like sunscreen? Who invited that texture? Only one person likes it, and it’s Gary from Accounting.