Things My Kids Have Said That Should Be Published Immediately 📒🖊️
"I can’t eat my peas. They’re looking at me weird." 🫛👀
"Don’t worry, I didn’t lick ALL the spoons." 🥄😶
"I don’t need to wash my hands, I didn’t touch anything gross… just the dog’s mouth." 🐱🖐️
"Why does the sky follow me? Tell it to stop." 🌤️🚫
"I don’t like my shadow. It keeps copying me." 🕴️😒
"I’m not yelling, my mouth is just bigger right now." 📣👄
"I put the remote in the fridge so it can chill out." 📺❄️
"I think the floor is angry at me. That’s why I fell." 🪵😠
"I can’t eat my sandwich because it’s wearing the wrong bread." 🍞🙅
"Don’t throw that away, I was saving it for my future self." 🗑️🔮
"My leg isn’t tired, it’s just taking a nap without me." 🦵💤
"I didn’t draw on the wall. The wall just needed eyebrows." 🖌️🏠
