10 Jokes So Bad, They're Actually Good
🤡 1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts. 🦴😱
🧀 2. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Hallou-mi! 🪞🧀✨
🥚 3. Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken. 🐣🙈
🛸 4. What do you call a UFO full of ducks?
An eggstra-terrestrial quack squad. 🦆👽🚀
🐟 5. Two fish are in a tank.
One says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?” 🐠💣🫡
🍞 6. Why did the slice of bread break up with the toaster?
It crumbled under the heat. 🥲🔥
🧹 7. I told my broom it was fired...
It swept away in tears. 🧽😢
🐓 8. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks. 🥁🐔🎶
🧊 9. What do you call an ice cube that tells jokes?
A pun-dra-cube. ❄️😂 (You felt that groan, didn’t you?)
🧙♂️ 10. Why did the wizard get kicked out of school?
For spelling trouble! ✨📚🔤
