🧃 13 Petty Things I’m Still Mad About (But Might Forgive Today)

Some of these are very specific. Some are deeply universal. All are extremely forgivable, but not without a little dramatic flair first.

1. That one time someone took a sip of my juice box uninvited in 3rd grade 🧃😤
   I didn’t say anything because I was polite, but I saw you, Amanda.

2. When Netflix asked, “Are you still watching?” during an emotional breakdown 📺😭
   YES, NETFLIX. I am bingeing to cope, not for your judgment.

3. The person who texted “k” after I sent a whole paragraph 📱🫠
   I poured my heart out, Greg. And you gave me a single letter like a medieval scribe.

4. Being told to “smile more” while just trying to buy string cheese in peace 🧀😐
   Let my cheese face be free.

5. The time someone said “you look tired” when I was feeling hot that day 💁‍♀️🔥
   I was radiant. I had done eyeliner. How dare.

6. When someone cut a brownie from the center of the pan 🍫😡
   That’s chaos. That’s brownie anarchy. The edges are sacred.

7. The “group project” where I did everything 📝🥴
   I hope you enjoyed that A, Brandon. I hope it haunts your résumé.

8. My sibling naming their goldfish “Captain Sparkle” after I suggested it 🐟😑
   I demand at least partial naming rights and 40% of his fish flakes.

9. That barista who spelled my name “Lasagna” on my cup ☕🫣
   I get it. My name’s Liana. But also…that’s a pasta. A baked layered pasta.

10. The vending machine that ate my dollar in 2009 and gave me nothing but shame 💸🚫
    I was promised spicy chips. I got heartbreak.

11. Someone calling my favorite movie “meh” without even watching it 🎬😤
    It's not “meh,” it's a masterpiece. With talking raccoons. Show some respect.

12. When my friend made fun of me for liking astrology, but still asked for their horoscope every Mercury retrograde 🔮♌
    I remember, Denise. I remember.

13. The time I waved at someone who wasn’t waving at me and then committed to a full stretch to cover it up 👋😅
    It’s been seven years. I still replay it in my mind.

✨Could I let these things go today? Maybe. But will I do it dramatically with a flourish and possibly a tiara? Absolutely.✨

Now you tell me—what are you still mad about but might just maybe forgive today (if someone brings snacks)? 🍿💬