🐙 12 Quirky Haikus About Life’s Everyday Struggles ☕️🧃
Mismatched Sock Tango
One sock is lava.
The other is a raincloud.
Foot chaos ensues. 🧦🌋🌧️Forgotten Coffee
Steamed dreams in a mug
Now tepid, betrayed, alone.
Still I sip defeat. ☕😔Zoom Call Surprise
Mute was not on, no.
They heard my cat reciting
Hamlet in meows. 🐈🎭📹Laundry Time Warp
Folded one shirt, then
three hours vanished somehow.
Now it’s next Tuesday. 🌀🧺🕰️Avocado Angst
Rock. Rock. Rock. Still rock.
Now it’s mush with trust issues.
I weep guacamole. 🥑😭Alarm Clock Lies
Five more minutes, please.
I blink and it’s Christmas now.
Still tired. So tired. ⏰🎄💤Wi-Fi Betrayal
The sacred signal
flickers like haunted lanterns.
Buffering my soul. 📡👻🧘Tupperware Trauma
Lid and box play games.
None of them are matches. Why?
Plastic purgatory. 🍱🤯Crumb in the Bed
Betrayed by cookie.
Crumb dagger stabs through the sheets.
Why is it in there? 🍪🔪🛏️Phone Phantom Ring
Did it just buzz? No.
A ghost text from no one near.
My thigh lies again. 👖👻📱Salad of Sadness
I bought spinach once.
It wilted in its green grave.
Health fades in crisper. 🥬🪦Pants with No Pockets
Where do I put stuff?
My soul? Snacks? Seventeen cats?
Fashion is cruel art. 👖🙅♀️🐱🐱🐱
