🛸 12 Questions That Will Instantly Break Your Brain (In the Spirit of International Moment of Laughter Day)
A list for those who laugh while falling into existential spirals and absurdity black holes. 🌀
If we clean vacuum cleaners… who cleans the cleaner that cleans the vacuum cleaners?
And does that cleaner get weekends off?If you drop soap on the floor… is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
Philosophers and janitors have entered the chat.Why do noses run and feet smell?
Biology is clearly just messing with us at this point.If you’re waiting for the waiter… aren’t you the waiter?
Suddenly, you’re employed. Hope you like tips in sugar packets.If a book about failures doesn’t sell… is it a success?
Schrödinger’s paperback.Why is it called ‘quick sand’ when it sucks you down extremely slowly?
Honestly, false advertising. We want refunds. Slowly.If your clone kills you… is it murder or suicide or just very aggressive self-care?
Asking for a me.What’s the speed of dark?
And can it get a speeding ticket in a black hole zone?If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it… did it post about it on social media later?
#CrushedIt 🌲📉Can you ever truly trust a smoothie?
It’s just fruit in witness protection.Do fish in water know they’re wet, or do they think air is what's weird?
Deep thoughts from deeper depths. 🐠If you microwave a salad, is it still a salad or just a warm betrayal?
Culinary crimes and misdemeanors, volume one.
