🎃 12 Pumpkin-Flavored Things That Have Gone Too Far (Like, Waaay Too Far) 🎃
You could… but should you?
Listen. We all love a good pumpkin spice latte. It's cozy. It's nostalgic. It smells like October got a part-time job at a candle shop. But somewhere along the way, we took a sweet little seasonal flavor and catapulted it into total chaos. Here's a list of pumpkin-flavored products that absolutely didn’t need to happen—and yet, tragically, did.
🦷 Pumpkin Spice Toothpaste
Because nothing says “minty fresh” like brushing your teeth with pie filling. Your mouth will smell like dessert. Your dentist will cry.🐟 Pumpkin Spice Salmon
Nope. Just...no. A seasonal fillet marinated in nutmeg and despair. Somewhere, a salmon ghost is judging us.🍗 Pumpkin Spice Chicken Wings
Imagine you're watching football. You're covered in sauce. And that sauce tastes like Grandma’s pie crust. Confused? So are your taste buds.🐶 Pumpkin Spice Dog Shampoo
Your pup doesn't need to smell like Starbucks. Dogs should smell like... dogs. Not latte-scented regrets.👃 Pumpkin Spice Deodorant
Yes, it exists. Because nothing says “I’m ready for autumn” like sweaty pits layered with notes of cinnamon and cloves. It’s like hugging a scarecrow who jogs.💊 Pumpkin Spice Supplements
Multivitamins shouldn't taste like pie. Stop trying to make gourd-flavored nutrients happen. Just take your Flintstones and move on.🧄 Pumpkin Spice Garlic Bread
This unholy union of savory and sweet is a crime against Italian cuisine. Dracula wouldn’t even touch this stuff.🧀 Pumpkin Spice Cheese Spread
Perfect for people who’ve looked at a cheesecake and thought, “But what if this was aggressively weird and spreadable?”🧻 Pumpkin Spice Toilet Paper
Yes. Scented. Toilet. Paper. Because what your bathroom experience needed was a whiff of autumn leaves and poor choices.👃 Pumpkin Spice Air Filter Inserts
Now your HVAC system can smell like a haunted Yankee Candle. Congrats! Every room smells like a baking contest gone rogue.🐓 Pumpkin Spice Eggs
Straight from the henhouse to your horror. These were laid by chickens fed a "special fall blend" of spices. Nature weeps.💄 Pumpkin Spice Lip Plumper
Get kissable fall lips and a full-blown cinnamon sting. It’s tingly. It’s spicy. It’s like your lips went apple-picking and got attacked by bees.
✨🎃 So, dear reader, let this be a gentle reminder: not every product needs a seasonal makeover. Sometimes, the best place for pumpkin spice… is in a pie. Or a latte. Or literally not in your salmon.
