🎤 12 One-Liners That’ll Actually Make People Laugh (And Not Call for Help)
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” 😲
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.” 🐟🍕
“I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not too sure.” 🤔
“My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.” 🏡
“Parallel lines have so much in common…it’s a shame they’ll never meet.” 📏💔
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.” 💀
“I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.” 🪃😨
“I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach ads.” 🖥️🌴
“I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying he loves how high up it is.” 👏🪜
“I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make it on Tuesdays.’” 🤸
“I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a ChapStick. She’s still not talking to me.” 💋🧴
“I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.” 😐🔟
