💡 12 Absurd Thoughts I’ve Had That Might Be Brilliant?

1. What if shoelaces were also USB cords?
   So you never forget a charger and you look like the most tech-savvy sneakerhead at the party. Charging your phone mid-stride? Iconic.

2. Toasters should have a “just warm it up a bit” setting.
   Not toast, just cozy bread. Sometimes a slice wants a sauna, not a suntan. 🥖💦🌞

3. Cups should come with a “drink resume” that tells you what you poured in last.
   Did I leave coffee in here two days ago? Is this water safe? Who knows? My cup does. ☕➡️🥛➡️❓

4. Why can’t walls be whiteboards by default?
   Every wall. Every room. Doodle while you argue. Solve world peace on your bathroom mirror. Draw eyebrows on your cat. (Okay maybe not that last one.) 🎨🐱

5. Email “read receipts” should work in real life.
   I tell you something dramatic, and a little ✔️✔️ appears above your head. I need to know you heard that I saw my ex at the ferret yoga studio. 😳✅

6. Instead of car horns, what if your horn was a random animal sound?
   One day it’s a duck, the next a lion. You’ll still get cut off in traffic, but now it’s whimsical. 🦆🚗🦁

7. Everyone should get a “skip intro” button for conversations.
   Not feeling small talk today? Press the button. You skip to the part where someone tells you their weirdest dream. 🎬⏩

8. Socks should come with a GPS tracker.
   Let’s finally end the global sock disappearance crisis. It’s 2025. WHERE DO THEY GO? 🧦📍🛰️

9. Every bag of chips should have a resealable emergency flavor packet.
   "Tired of salt and vinegar? BAM! Now it’s dill pickle. You’re welcome." Snack alchemy, baby. 🧪🥔

10. A library, but for tools.
    You need a power drill once a year—just borrow it! Book clubs become build clubs. BYO blueprints. 🔧📚✨

11. An app that tells you what that actor is from without you needing to google “guy from that one show with the frogs.”
    You whisper “who IS that??” and the app whispers back, “He played Nervous Pizza Man in Frog Cops, 2011.” 🎭🍕

12. Public nap pods, like phone booths but horizontal.
    Drop in, nap for 12 minutes, emerge reborn. Maybe it sings you a lullaby in whale song. 🐳💤🚀