🍪 “10 Types of Homemade Cookies That Totally Reveal Your Personality”
Because your cookie cravings say more about you than your zodiac sign ever will.
1. Chocolate Chip Cookie – The Classic Overthinker
You're dependable, nostalgic, and secretly afraid of disappointing your childhood self. You probably have a favorite mug, and it's chipped—but you won’t throw it away. You read ingredient labels for fun.
2. Peanut Butter Cookie – The Soft-Spoken Chaos Agent
You seem calm on the outside but definitely know how to start a group chat war. You're warm, empathetic, and will suddenly say something deeply philosophical over brunch. Bonus: You remember everyone’s allergies.
3. Snickerdoodle – The Cozy Optimist
You romanticize seasons. You own multiple throw blankets. You once made a Spotify playlist for “folding laundry at sunset” and have strong feelings about cinnamon. People trust you with their plants.
4. Oatmeal Raisin – The Surprisingly Cool Underdog
People underestimate you until you show up with hot takes, deep music recs, and unexpectedly great dance moves. You write thank-you notes. You are 20% grandma, 80% indie film protagonist.
5. Molasses Cookie – The Mysterious Old Soul
You have a library card and a favorite pen. You’re quiet in groups but secretly full of dramatic opinions. You light candles with intention and say things like “this tea has depth.” People think you journal. You do journal.
6. Sugar Cookie – The Chill Vibes Friend
Uncomplicated. Go-with-the-flow. Probably has great skin. You’re the one people call when they need to vent or just want to sit in silence with snacks. You’re either an artist or someone who just feels like one.
7. Double Chocolate Cookie – The Maximalist Feeler
You feel everything. You love love. You cry at car commercials. You know how to accessorize. If your life had a playlist, it would be titled "Drama in the Best Way." You text back with paragraphs and emojis.
8. Shortbread – The Understated Powerhouse
Minimalist. Sharp. People think you’re quiet until you open your mouth and drop the most devastatingly funny one-liner. You care about quality over quantity—especially in friendships, skincare, and drama.
9. Macaroon – The Gentle Rebel
You live slightly off the grid—maybe not literally, but spiritually. You're the first to suggest a spontaneous road trip or an oddly specific museum visit. You once made your own almond milk and didn’t even post about it.
10. Monster Cookie – The Beautiful, Glorious Mess
Oats, chocolate chips, peanut butter, M&Ms—you’re doing the most and we love you for it. Your Google calendar is a nightmare, but you always show up. You live on vibes and snack foods. Life is chaotic, but you’re the glue of your friend group.
🎤 So... which cookie are you? Or better yet—bake it, own it, and psychoanalyze your friends at the next potluck.