🧼✨ 10 Meals That Require Zero Dishes (Because We’re Over It)

1. Wraps & Burritos 🌯
   Load up a tortilla with whatever fillings you like—veggies, protein, hummus, cheese—roll it up, and boom! Edible plate.

2. Sandwiches 🥪
   The classic. Two slices of bread, infinite possibilities. No bowl, no plate, no regrets.

3. Pre-packaged Salads 🥗
   Most come with dressing and fork already inside! Eat straight from the container, toss the evidence, and go on living your best minimal-cleanup life.

4. Banana + Nut Butter 🍌🥜
   Peel banana, scoop nut butter straight from the jar (using the banana as the spoon if you’re feeling wild), and eat. No plate. No spoon. Just vibes.

5. Microwaveable Meals (in their containers) 🍽️⚡
   Lean Cuisine, frozen grain bowls, whatever you like—just nuke it and eat it right from the tray. Modern-day sorcery.

6. Charcuterie on a Napkin 🧀🥓
   Fancy? Nah. Efficient? Absolutely. Arrange meats, cheeses, and crackers on a paper towel and call it rustic minimalism.

7. Hard-Boiled Eggs + Snack Packs 🥚🧃
   Pre-peeled eggs + a handful of almonds or a string cheese = protein-packed, zero-dish nosh.

8. Rotisserie Chicken + Your Hands 🍗🙌
   Just tear off pieces like a medieval knight. It’s primal. It’s powerful. Wipe your hands, not your plates.

9. Stuffed Avocado Halves 🥑
   Cut in half (with someone else’s knife?), scoop out a little pit room, fill with tuna salad, salsa, or eggs. Eat right from the shell.

10. Protein Bars, Energy Balls, & Granola Squares 🍫
    Snack meals count. No prep, no cleanup, and you can eat them in bed. Glorious.