🖐💨 10 Left-Handed Struggles That Should Count as Cardio

1. Using a Spiral Notebook 📓➡️💪 – Every word is a battle royale between your hand and the metallic torture coil. Bonus points for dramatic sighs.

2. Swiping Your Metro Card the Wrong Way—Thrice 🚇🔄 – Because turnstiles don’t believe in equality.

3. Scissors of Betrayal ✂️🔥 – That slow, crushing burn in your palm? That’s not friendship.

4. Credit Card Chip Readers on the Wrong Side 💳↩️ – Twisting, contorting, and performing a full Cirque du Soleil routine just to pay for gum.

5. Avoiding Smudged Ink Apocalypse 🖋💥 – The constant hover-hand technique is basically a Pilates plank.

6. Peeling a Potato with a Righty Peeler 🥔⚔️ – Part workout, part medieval punishment.

7. Figuring Out Which Side of the Desk Has the Armrest 🪑🤔 – Spoiler: it’s never the left. Ever.

8. Trying to Use a Right-Handed Mug ☕➡️ – Oh yes, apparently those adorable printed mugs have “designated” sides. Enjoy your handle dislocation.

9. Opening Cans with Righty Openers 🥫⏳ – An endurance sport requiring both patience and upper body strength.

10. Shaking Hands Without Awkward Elbow Jousting 🤝⚔️ – It’s basically fencing but with politeness.