💌 10 Greeting Card Ideas for the Emotionally Unavailable

(For when “I love you” is too much and “👍” feels just right.)

• Front: "This is me being vulnerable."
  Inside: I bought a card.

• Front: "Feelings? Heard of them."
  Inside: No further questions, please.

• Front: "I noticed you exist."
  Inside: That’s kind of a big deal, for me.

• Front: "Thinking of you..."
  Inside: ...and immediately distracting myself with snacks and YouTube.

• Front: "You're important to me."
  Inside: I will now emotionally retreat for 3–5 business days.

• Front: "I wrote a heartfelt message."
  Inside: Then deleted it. So... hi.

• Front: "Let’s hang out soon!"
  Inside: (This is not legally binding.)

• Front: "I’m here for you."
  Inside: Probably awkwardly and with snacks, but I’ll be around.

• Front: "You mean a lot to me."
  Inside: I just don’t know how to say it without making it weird.

• Front: "Love is complicated."
  Inside: But I like you in a quiet, low-maintenance kind of way.